Tuesday, November 8, 2011

A compilation of articles

I feel as if this blog is a testament to the semi-positive influence of Hillsdale. It has cured me of my facebook addiction, which is wonderful, but it also leaves me miserably behind in connecting with others. So, here are the last several articles.

Week 6

Dear Family
     Well, I’ve taken most of my midterms. I feel like I’ve come through with an entirely different perspective on life. Most importantly, I’ve discovered that I have very unique study habits. Apparently, it isn’t normal to have intensive study sessions in which no cell phones, no food, and no distractions are allowed. My friends gave me quite interesting looks when I informed them that phones actually belonged outside the door. Oh well. Cell phone depravation builds character.
     As of yet, I haven’t received all my midterm grades yet. I’m sure you’ll know when I begin calling home in tears. In better news, however, fall break was the very thing my sanity needed. Of course, it would have been nice to come home to all of you, but my break was quite wonderful. Fall is my favorite season, you know.
     My sight is now set on Parents Weekend. I hope you don’t mind that I have a list of groceries for when you come. Of course, these desires are completely separate from my excitement over seeing you. That list is getting rather long, though. Oh! I am so glad you get to meet all of my professors. They’re all  great. I have a feeling you’ll like all of them too.
     Ah, Hillsdale. Maybe this whole post-mid-term-panic thing hasn’t hit me yet. I still love the school with all of my heart. Perhaps I’ll have to re-evaluate come finals.
     In the meantime, I’m off to work on that grocery list. Oh, and homework of course…

Week 7:
This article was never printed do to a sad set of mistakes and miscommunications. But, for some form of posterity, I suppose I shall include it here. 
Dear Family,
It was great to see you over Parents Weekend. Really. But I must say that the festivities of the week make studying rather difficult. How is it that the positive influence of parents can enable such procrastination?
                Fall continues to be a great season on campus. There’s something so delightful in swirling leaves and crisp air. Somehow, fresh air and crispness make you feel like you’re able to conquer the world.  Pre-registration really shouldn’t coincide with such a blissful feeling of capability. Long lists of courses accompanied by autumnal excitement are a lethal combination. Thank goodness there is a twenty credit hour limit. Without it, I fear my eager eyes would fill every minute of the day with new opportunities.
                Speaking of eager eyes, I’ve already started thinking about opportunities for this summer. See, Hillsdale professors are always talking about great works of art, literature, history, etc. I feel like summer time should be a great work of adventures. What are your thoughts on a world tour? There are so many exciting sites to see. I really feel like it would be a supplement to my liberal arts education. Besides, I can always get a job and earn necessary things like money later. Right?
                Well, I’m off to put a firm end to that procrastination. Now that you’ve met and learned to love all of my professors, I’ll need to work even harder to garner the most from their classes. After all, my opinion of their greatness has been confirmed by outside sources. Ah well. Such is the dilemma of a Hillsdale student.
                                                                                         
Week 8


Dear Family,
I can hardly believe that there are only a few weeks left until Thanksgiving! The semester has gone by so quickly. Still, with the amount I’m learning, high school seems a thousand years ago.
                To allay any fears that I’m growing up too quickly, though, I have a few anecdotes of my foolishness. In between studying this week, I’ve been prepping happily for Halloween (you’re never too old to dress up). My costume probably takes the cake for authenticity, thanks to my lovely friends. I’ve also been craving all of my favorite childhood books. Would you please send me a care package of The Little Princess, my illustrated retelling of Grimm’s Fairy Tales, Little Women, The Secret Garden, The Little House books….Actually, can you send my entire library? I’m sure the postage will only set you back a few thousand dollars.
                Of course, I’ll have no time to read these delights. But I’d like to have my old friends around me again. Even if I can’t curl up in a chair and read them, I can sit upright at my desk studying Medieval Church doctrine and pretend that it’s light fiction. I think this will take quite an exercise of the mind, but perhaps I will learn to love the deep reading as much as the more frivolous matter. I am a Hillsdalian, after all.
                If you don’t mind, I shall conclude this letter with a few more requests. Really, I don’t just have things to beg from you. Wistfulness just seems to govern me today. For Thanksgiving, would it be too much trouble to ask for you to triple the amount of food? I’m already preparing my appetite for such delights as real mashed potatoes, home-made pumpkin pie, and scrumptious fresh baked bread. Mmm. I can almost taste it already. Maybe you should quadruple the amount of food. Off to refocus my mind on higher matters!


Week 9
Technically, this won't be published until Thursday. But knowing my track record, it wouldn't get up here for several weeks. So, here is a sneak peak at this weeks article: 
Dear Family,
I’ve been rather contemplative of late. Perhaps it’s the season, or perhaps it is the flutter of making sure next semester’s schedule is in order. Have no fear; I made it into all the classes I wanted. Thoughts about the future, though, have made me think of how comparatively little time I have here. I only have three and a half years left, practically. That’s barely any time in one’s life.  And then—gulp—the real world awaits.
I’ve decided to make a resolve to throw myself into things even more wholeheartedly. I’ve been attentive in my studies, but I’ve realized that the greatness of Hillsdale won’t last forever. My interest in my classes shall turn to fervor, if my resolution is solid. Truly, I’m incredibly blessed to be taking these wonderful classes, to be surrounded by these incredible students, and have access to the brilliance of my professors. What a wonder!
To make room for all this new fervor, I’ve decided to utilize the walking time between classes to extrapolate on my education. Whether this means humming orchestra tunes under my breath, reciting German vocabulary under my breath, or memorizing dates, I shall do it. I suppose this will garner a few strange looks. Ah well, perhaps it will gain me an audience. It’s only considered the crazed kind of talking to yourself if you’re speaking nonsense, right?
A final note before I embark on the adventure: I miss you. I know, I know, I told you repeatedly that there would be no homesickness. I recant!  I’m not even angling for good food this time! However, if you did want to assuage this sorrow, well, I wouldn’t be adverse to a care package…
Off to re-immerse myself in the thrills of Hillsdale!
                                                                                                                                                                All my love,
                                                                                                                                                                                Leah 

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Week 5!--Late, as usual.

Dear Family,
I want a pet tiger for Christmas.
Perhaps I should preface that with some information. I went to the Hillsdale County Fair this week. I'm not sure if the claim "Most Popular Fair in the World" quite stands up, but there were a good deal of attractions. My favorites were, of course, the two baby tigers. One was a lovely white tiger, but I think I like the orange on better. He had a stuffed monkey in his cage, which of course means he would never be malicious.

I know what you're thinking. Really, though, all the deep fried food has not gone to my head. Yes, some pet tigers have mauled their owners in the past. This is tragic. But pet tigers are so cute! And I'm sure that if I got one when it was little, it would bond with me enough that it would never feel the need to maul me. Besides, I think tigers are rather like people in temperament. Some people are just naturally aggressive and others are sweet. I'm pretty sure the tiger with his adorable stuffed monkey falls into the latter category. So...Christmas? Please? I bet once you saw this tiger, you would take care of it until I was home from school.

In other news, my arteries are still somewhat unclogged. I did try a bite of deep-fried cookie dough, a funnel cake, and French fries. They were all rather delicious. Despite a few dares, I refused to try the natstiest invention known to man: fried butter. As great as the fair was, though, the extreme cold-wetness of my excursion has not yet worn off. I'm off to drink seven cups of deliciously warming tea, bundle up, and do my homework.

All my love,
Leah

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Week 4, It's Birthday Time

Dear Family,
     Birthdays at Hillsdale College are quite fantastic. Though initially apprehensive about turning 19 without all of you around, I have to say that Hillsdale is making it pretty incredible.
     To begin with, my friends have been great about saying "Happy Birthday!" I think the constant reminders I keep putting out there might help. Oh well. I still feel loved. Additionally, my RAs put a lovely "Happy Birthday" sign on my door. It's pretty hard to miss.
     The gifts from back home are really great too, thank you! I must say though, you know me too well. It was probably a good idea to include the instructions forbidding me to open the package early. It does, however, still irk me that you anticipated such a move. Just so you know, I followed the instructions to a "t". Shaking packages, weight them, and trying to develop x-ray vision does not really count, does it?
     The crowning achievement of my birthday, though, is my once again being mistaken as younger than I actually am. At my birthday dinner, it took us quite a while to convince the waitress that I was, in fact, in college. Nearly every other freshman is shocked when they hear I'm turning 19. I think there is a rumor going around that I am, in fact, a very smart 12-year-old. I'm not really sure if I prefer reality.
     I'm off to bask in my birthday glory. I love you, miss you, and extremely grateful for your gifts!
                                                                                                                            All my love,
                                                                                                                                       Leah

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Week 3, Can you believe it?

So, I realize that this is a little late. This week has been a little crazy. :D Anyway, here it is.

Dear Family, 
     There is no better study break than orchestra, especially for a violist. You may interpret that however you'd like. Seriously, though, there's something so great about being part of something bigger than you are--music is one of those crazy things that makes you feel like you have a purpose. The softer I play, the more beautiful the orchestra sounds. I wonder if there's something to this.
     In other news, I think I'm making friends. That is, everywhere but in my German class. I may or may not have reminded the teacher to give our homework assignment on Friday. Though the intent was to make sure I hadn't missed something, the reaction of the class was immediate. they all swiveled in their chairs, eyes locked on their target. Terror gripped my heart. Jokingly, the professor said he would leave the room while they all pummeled me. I don't think the other students took it as a joke.
     On a totally unrelated subject, I've been walking in groups of at least twenty, my dorm room door is always locked, and I make sure someone tastes my food before I eat it. Safety first!
     Fall is beginning to settle in, which means only one thing: sweater season! I love sweaters so much. A sweater is the key to a perfect autumn day. Really, the weather is great here. I don't think the students from below the Mason-Dixon Line agree with me. Maybe I should be less vocal about my love of autumn. I wouldn't want them to be after me too.
     Off to construct an impregnable fortress around my room. One can never be too careful!
                                                                                                                       All My Love,
                                                                                                                                    Leah

Thursday, September 15, 2011

P.S.

Oh yeah. And this is my face paint job. It isn't exactly a "thick layer" but my editor liked that phrase better.

Week 2, Makin' in Big...or something like that.

    I promise my ego is not the size of Texas. Only Alaska. Kidding, kidding. I still am having trouble getting info on my column from the online version of the Collegian, so I am going to put article number two on here. And, if you stick around until the end, you'll get to hear about my unique responses.

Letters Home
by Leah Bernhardson
Dear Family,
     I went to my first Hillsdale football game this week--I figure that astonishes you. Please, please erase form your mind all the horrible things I've said about football in the past. I repent! Watching football is not a waste of four hours of my life. Referring to a team I'm not a member of as "us" is not ridiculous. Screaming at the television is not a mark of insanity.
    I went to the game in gorgeous blue and white and a thick layer of face-paint. And guess what? The Chargers won. My voice is a little worse for the wear, but I hope I recover.
    Football, however, isn't the only thing occupying my mind these days. There's this fantastic book titled The Iliad that I spend a great deal of time reading. Have I ever mentioned that I really like English? I really like English.
    Oh, oh, oh! I received cookies this week! I know they weren't from you, but I'm still extremely excited. See, this appears to be a sign. If I merely wish for things to appear in my Hillsdale mail box, they will! I can foresee endless possibilities here. Cookies, large steaming mugs of hot chocolate...Oh! And maybe even a home-cooked meeal. Hmm. Must go wish things into my mailbox!
                                                                                                                     All my love,
                                                                                                                             Leah

Alright? Still there. Ok. Now for the funny part. So, after this ran in the paper this morning, I received a rather unique email response. Ready? Ready? I'll copy it in full...
"Leah -
 
Enjoyed your article - glad you liked the game!
 
Does this mean you plan to take football class in the spring?
 
Have a great week - God's blessings,
That illegible signature happens to be that of the head football coach at Hillsdale college. Most random thing to ever happen to me? Quite possible. I'm still not entirely sure how to respond. 
I guess when you make it big...Just kidding. But the email did make my day. I think college shows substantial possibility to be one of the most fantastic experiences ever. 

Friday, September 9, 2011

My First Published Article

     I might be a little bit excited about this. Perhaps. Ok, breathe. So, I got published in the first issue of the Hillsdale College school newspaper, The Collegian, in what I understand to be an ongoing column. Knowing me,  it attempts to be humorous, achieves being nerdy, and generally heaps a bit of ridicule on myself.
     Either due to my lack of technological savvy or a delay in putting things online from the Collegian, I don't have a link to the article yet. Feel free to do some digging yourself, if you'd like: http://www.hillsdalecollegian.com/     Without further ado, the text of my article. Oh, and attached is the picture that accompanied it.
Letters Home
by Leah Bernhardson


Dear Family,
Greetings from Hillsdale, land of the free and the home of those bravely awaiting grades from daunting professors!  I’ve finally settled into my dorm. I think. Perhaps.  Ask me this time next week.
                This place is really, truly great. In fact, I’m not homesick at all. I mean, uh, I miss you all like crazy and can’t wait to go home… Ahem. Anyway, did you know that at Hillsdale saying “I was homeschooled” doesn’t get you the what-planet-are-you-from look? I think this nearly makes up for the fact that I’m convinced every professor is working together to intimidate students. I feel like reciting Socrates’ “All that I know is that I know nothing” speech ad nauseam.
                Classes started this week. I haven’t gotten any grades yet, so I really enjoy them. I’m developing a callus on my finger from all the notes I’ve taken. I’m going to name it “The Good” so that I have some answer for Dr. Arnn’s famous question.
                I spend most of my day studying and lamenting the food in Saga. My favorite place to study is the Heritage room. There’s nothing like a collection of bald eagles in attack mode to inspire serious concentration.
                I check my mailbox every day. This does not make any cookies appear. Please send cookies. And Daddy, could you send more money? Caffeine is a necessity for every college student. Really, it is. You wouldn’t want me to be ill-prepared, now would you?
                I’m off to study again. I’m pretty sure the novelty of spending hour upon hour in the library will wear off after a few weeks. For now, though, I’m going to make the most of it.
                                                                                                                              All my love,
                                                                                                                                          Leah